Bollards! Plus Trees & Old Comedy

So what if it’s silly season and we’re all scrabbling around for local news. That’s just the way it goes dear friends. Here are three things to help you get through mid August.

Never Mind the Bollards!  That certainly seems to be the case for some drivers in Twickenham. We’re talking about the one on the corner of Wharf Lane and King Street designed to stop people cutting across the pavement as they turn left.  It’s become a bit of a problem for some drivers and, whilst we all enjoy a bit of schadenfreude (don’t we?), it might be time for El Brute to do something about it. Bollard ‘strandings’ seem to happen every few months. Still, it makes a change from watching cars get flooded at the riverside.

The culprit

 

Ouch! Me bollards!   (as pictured in April by Martin Oxley)

 

 

The battle scarred bollard, Twickenham

And here’s one pictured recently as seen by @sockslondon.

Please mind the bollard on the corner of the pavement ⛔ @twickerati @richmondtimes @MPSRichmond @standardnews pic.twitter.com/8m7U10uzNo

— Socks London (@sockslondon) August 4, 2017

Talking of trees, which we weren’t, it looks as if the owners of the new Twickenham House site on Heath Road might be interested in removing three large trees at the edge of the property.  The reason? A new report commissioned by a “third party” says they’re not great trees. Boo hoo. They’re currently covered by a tree preservation order (TPO) and El Brute’s planning committee meeting on 16th August will be considering whether to retain or ditch the TPO in the light of this new “report”. Some might speculate as to whether getting rid of the trees is just an early step on the road to developing that shady corner of the site.  It’s just possible we suppose. The Planning Recommendation is, at the moment, to maintain the TPO but if you do have views on the matter then you can try to get in touch with the LBRuT planning committee.

 

Trees by Twickenham House

 

And finally, fans of Dick Emery and residents of Laurel Avenue might like this YouTube clip that twickerati follower Rob alerted us to. If you do the Venn diagram for Emery fans and Laurel residents and you’re in the all important zone for “fans of Dick Emery who live in Laurel Avenue” then you’ll be in comedy heaven right now. All we can say is, “Ooh, you are awful, but we like you”.

 

 

The Summer 2017 High Street Update Spectacular

Can it really be five months since our last Twickenham High Street Update? Yep, seems to be the case.  And what a lot has happened! Talk about churn! We’ve got more churn going on than Farmer Ernie “Churny” McChurnford, the winner of the Devon Dairy Farmer of the Year Competition (Churning Division).  Here are some of the highlights and lowlights of the last few months to butter your parsnips. Endure!

 

The former Langton’s bookstore turned shortlived Food Hall on Church Street has now gone for a triple-play option featuring Ricardo’s Cellar, Eel Pie Records and Limpopo Biltong. One corner selling a range of wines, beers and cigars from Ricardo Garcia the man behind Last Try Wines on Whitton Road, one corner selling South African biltong and other dried meats, and one section where you can buy new and used vinyl and CDs or just browse some great music while you drink a coffee. Sounds alright, eh?

 

Ricardo’s Cellar, Eel Pie Records & Limpopo Biltong

It’s an unusual combination put together by a good bunch of people. The record shop guys have even been putting on the occasional in-store – and even outside store – performances by artists booked for TwickFolk on Sundays. Quirky.

 

Limpopo Biltong

Church Street’s popular Italian restaurants, Masaniello and Osteria Pulcinella have been joined by a new arrival called  Al Solito Posto. Its website says it provides “modern-creative and traditional southern styles of cooking”.  Interesting.  Reviews on TripAdvisor are pretty good although woe betide anyone posting a less than good review… you’ll get a right royal telling off from the owner Vincenzo.

Al Solito Posto

Also in Church Street the shop most recently used as the pop-up for El Brute’s riverside consultations and, prior to that Mercado, is now the Evantii boutique selling women’s clothes. As with all things in the balance of the Great Twickenham Universe, something must close to allow something new to open, and in this case it was Plum. That particular Church Street shop is now firmly shut although Plum does still have an online presence and a store in Cornwall.

 

Evantii Church Street

On King Street, the former M&Co is now The Works selling arts, craft and gift materials.  Seasons Cookshop has closed its Twickenham branch. We were sorry to see it go. The shop sold a range of cookware but pressure from high overheads and the challenge of the internet means that Seasons will now be focusing on its other stores in Balham, Crouch End and West Hampstead. Is this just a Twickenham thing? We hear that Iceland will be expanding into the newly vacated space. similarly Decoration, the paint and wallpaper shop from the owners of Callaghan Interiors has shut its doors. It had moved from Richmond Road to Heath Road in 2014 and its closure come after 18 years of trading.

Police Seek Information After Twickenham Assault

Police are seeking information after a 15-year old girl was reportedly sexually assaulted in Marble Hill Gardens near Orleans Park School. The Richmond & Twickenham Times reports that incident took place on the morning of Monday 17th July at around 10.10am. The girl had been followed by a man on her route to school, who then grabbed her and assaulted her. A member of the public intervened and the man ran off. He is described as white, around 50 years old, 5ft 10, and wearing a beige jacket and brown trousers. The girl was not injured in the incident. No arrests have yet been made and police inquiries continue. Schools advised their pupils to be extra vigilant. Anyone with any information should contact the police.

LINKS:
* Richmond & Twickenham Times
* Contact Police: Call 101 or Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111 / http://www.crimestoppers-uk.org.

Cable Takes Lead

Vince Cable

Twickenham’s MP Sir Vince Cable has become leader of the Liberal Democrats after no other candidates stood against him. He has previously served as deputy leader of the party and in the cabinet of the Conservative Lib Dem coalition from 2010 t0 2015. Having first become Twickenham’s MP in 1997, Cable was deposed by Conservative Tania Mathias in the 2015 General Election only to regain his old seat in June of this year. The 74 year old takes over from Tim Farron who stood down after the election. Cable is a vocal Europhile and has said he feared the UK was ‘heading for a disastrous outcome’ over leaving the EU and said he felt there should be an ‘exit from Brexit’.

But what does all this mean for little old Twickenham you cry? etc etc. Probably not a huge amount – less time for constituency matter perhaps – but we wish him well with the new gig. Someone’s got to do it, we suppose.

LINK:
* BBC News

Pic of the Week

“It’s fun to ride to the YMCA, it’s fun to ride to the YMCA”
We think we just found a missing Village Person at the Giant Bike store on Heath Road.

Twickenham Riverside Park… not Car Park?

El Brute’s “New Heart for Twickenham” project continues to generate plenty of debate. Not all of it supportive. The designs, the “up to 40” flats, the changes in the scheme, the sheer scale of it, the choice of architect, the disappearing town square (where did it go?). We could go on. We often do. But since our last item on the Great Twickenham Riverside Debate the question of car parking has perhaps been the one that has generated the most agitation. Just bloody well check the hashtag #twickenhamriverside on Twitter if you don’t believe us!  See! It’s a veritable ‘park not car park’ thing.  The deadline for comments on the latest designs is midnight on 11th July. If you’ve not yet had your say, do it now!

 

 

More cars please we’re British!

It’s hard to accept that the current arrangement of having Twickenham Embankment as a giant car park is the best use of this prime riverside space. Yes we 100% agree that Eel Pie Islanders and other locals need somewhere to park but can it really be the case that what we have now represents the very best solution to this conundrum?  It’s a large site and a bit of creativity from those more expert than us ought to be able to work something out. Let’s get the experts in! Use the service road, use parking spaces under the new build, redevelop the whole site with undergound parking? Why not?  Richmond has a car free riverside. Why can’t Twickenham? (Still needs space for a certain ice cream van, obvs.)

Richmond Riverside… with ice cream van and not much else

True Time is Over at El Brute

The 4^th of July marks the final day of the Blue Baron bossing the show at El Brute.  Conservative Council Leader Nick True, aka The Blue Baron aka The Duke of York (House), is stepping down from the role after 7 years in the hot seat. True will also bring to a close his position as Councillor for East Sheen by not standing in next year’s local elections.  He is being replaced as leader by Councillor Paul Hodgins who has yet to be assigned an appropriate twickerati nickname.  Hodgins is Councillor for Barnes and has been gracing the corridors of York house since 2006 where he has most recently been Cabinet Member for Children’s Services and Schools. We’re not privy to the workings of the Council or the local Conservative Party but we might have expected a more high profile name such as Pamela Fleming to get the gig but that’s not the case. Is it a case of going from Lord True to Mr Who?

True’s legacy will be the subject of debate for years if not decades to come. OK, probably not but his quotes in assorted El brute press releases were always entertaining and irritating in equal measure.  He certainly did a lot of “slamming” and of course who could forget his withering request for “A period of silence from certain all too well ventilated local voices”.

He has been vocal in opposition to Heathrow expansion, has presided over the merger of the administrative and commissioning functions of Richmond and Wandsworth Councils and has led an authority which largely kept Council tax flat whilst making savings to its operational budgets and services. In Twickenham the early part of his Baronial Reign saw the redevelopment of the derelict swimming pool site to create the Diamond Jubilee Gardens.

He generated his fair share of controversy too. A campaign against LBRuT’s approval of Solum’s large scale development of Twickenham station was defeated in law.  He also championed the creation of a new Roman Catholic Secondary School with ‘voluntary aided’ status. That also went to legal fisticuffs in which the Baron triumphed again. But he didn’t get his way when it came to the Battle of the Gloriana. When True announced that the park at Orleans Riverside would become home to a large boat house for the former royal barge owned by fellow Lord, Lord Sterling, the locals weren’t impressed.  A very vocal campaign rallied against developing (and paying for) a new greenfield riverside home for the boat and eventually the plan was dropped. True’s dream of a “crystal palace for a fairy craft” (yes real words!) had turned to dust.

True’s Council took the positive step of aquiring the rest of the old pool site and nearby shops to improve Twickenham Riverside but now it will be left to Clls Hodgins and Fleming to carry the torch for Francis Terry’s retro-themed riverside scheme as the debate on the best use of the site rumbles on.

Twickerati van gets LBRuT branding and a special server

We hope that new Leader Paul Hodgins does what’s best for Twickenham, whatever that is and of course only you know that.  And we say, best of luck to Lord True in new ventures… although we’re not sure he’ll take up our suggestion of serving up ice creams from the van. Nice idea though eh?

 

UPDATE

Hodgins (or is that Paul “Whodgins?”) has already announced his own reshuffle of the El Brute Cabinet.  In ‘selected highlights’, David Marlow (South Twickenham) will become Deputy Leader while remaining as Cabinet Member for Adult Social Care and Health.  Pamela Fleming (South Richmond) will also become Deputy Leader and continue as Cabinet Member for Environment, Business and Community. Stephen Speak (North Richmond) takes on the expanded role of Strategic Cabinet Member for Finance and Performance.  Children’s Services and Schools (Hodgins’ former brief) goes to Susan Chappell (Twickenham Riverside).  Two new roles have been introduced: Martin Seymour (Hampton North) takes on the new role of Cabinet Member for Planning and Strategic Development. He’s the lucky lad who will need to help Pamela Fleming sort out Twickenham Riverside, and Gareth Elliott (Whitton) will take up the new post of Cabinet Member for Digital and Technology. What a time to be alive eh?

 

And finally here’s something that is totally unlreated and was definitely not filmed at York House. It’s not a tribute or even a “Trubute”.  We find it amusing though, eh Ted?

 

SPEAR Marks 30 Years with Charity Event

In the leafy suburbia of Twickenham and Richmond it’s sometimes easy to overlook the very real problem of homelessness that exists in our local area. Not so for SPEAR. The Twickenham based charity has a strong track record for its excellent work tackling homelessness across the borough and more widely across south west London.  This year SPEAR marks its 30th anniversary with what must surely be mixed emotions. It’s a great achievement to have played a key role in helping people in need for three decades but this must be balanced with concern that it still has a vital role to play in 2017. In fact, the demand for SPEAR’s services is increasing and SPEAR is needed as much today as 30 years ago when founded by Penny Wade.

The Penny Wade House hostel

To mark its 30 years, a special Anniversary event is taking place on the evening of Tuesday 11th July at Richmond Adult Education College  It  is not just a celebration of those SPEAR has supported from Homelessness to Independence, but also recognises the tremendous hurdles the charity and its supporters have faced in helping those most vulnerable over the last 30 years. The words of SPEAR’s founder Penny Wade are still relevant today: ‘No-one should die because they don’t have a home’.

Being based on Heath Road in the heart of Twickenham, SPEAR continues to be thankful for all the support given from the local community, to those most vulnerable.  One local client said:  “I’ve never looked back and never spent a night on the streets since – there is nothing like SPEAR in other boroughs and I feel lucky to know them – they give me what I need and more and I wouldn’t be here without them”.

Time for Another Twickenham Riverside Development (& Car Park) Consultation

Water Lane car park – Twickenham riverside

Another season, another Twickenham riverside consultation. Running from June until 11th July you have a chance to give some more feedback on El Brute’s grand plan for Twickenham Riverside. You remember! It’s the one that architect Francis Terry has come up with. So much for all this talk about Labour or the Tories or the DUP or whoever returning Britain to the 1970s, this is the plan that takes plucky Twickenham back to the 70s… the 1770s, except that Twickenham wasn’t like this back then.

In the latest consultation document, Councillor Pamela Fleming said “In thirty-five years there has not been consensus on the best way of improving this beautiful stretch of the riverside, but at last we seem to be moving in the right direction. This has only been achieved by working together and recognising how passionate people are about the area. I hope we can continue this partnership and that together we can create a scheme that will enhance Twickenham and be enjoyed for years to come”. Quite. There has been some progress brought about by those passionate Twickenham residents but LBRuT needs to keep listening and act on what it hears.

Twickenham riverside site from Embankment

Yes we all want to see the site improved and LBRuT are billing this project as ‘New Heart for Twickenham’ which all sounds jolly good. Terry’s retro-designs remain and it’s clear that LBRuT have no intention of changing that. He won a ‘competition’, innit? Everyone has a different view of what should be done in terms of the remit and scale of the development but certain themes are common such as a proper town square or community area, limiting the extent of the commercialisation of the site in terms of flats, the need to better connect King Street to the river and finding a better solution to using prime river frontage as a car park.