The Tai Fok takeway on Heath Road has been closed for far too long. A re-launch with some quirky direct marketing could work well. How about having a burly Scotsman standing outside, blocking the pavement, offering free Irn Bru to passers by and then shouting at them to “Get Tai Fok”. A kind of Scottish town crier thing. It’s new, it’s fresh and it’s got impact. You don’t get ideas like that on The Apprentice!