The Richmond and Twickenham Times is reporting that the Royal Parks’ plan to levy parking charges in Bushy and Richmond parks is likely to be dropped. Back of the net! This comes as a result of Percy the Park Keeper now having to answer to professional eccentric posh person Boris Johnson rather than the suits at the Department of Culture Media and Sport. Boris has indicated that he wants to keep the parks free for all – a fine sentiment – and so it looks as if Royal Parks will continue having to earn their corn through overpriced coffee for the time being. Let’s hope this one stays Bozzer 1 Percy 0.